i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
(Source: longful, via catmastic)
*picks up banana* hello
its your son. he is dead
(Source: panerasexual, via trust)
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
You’d have some difficulty considering they live under water.